The Glenn Beck Animated TV Show

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Posted by Tom MasonCategories:Editorials,Television

Word has reached us that crazed Fox News commentator Glenn Beck was recently pitching around Hollywood to create an animated series based on his life as a child.

I'm sure someone saw this as a good idea in the same way that someone thought Happy Days, Gilligan's Island and The Harlem Globetrotters would make good cartoons.

But Beck will need something now that his Fox TV show is going to be cancelled at the end of this year.

We asked around the various Hollywood studios and got a list of the rejected pitches for various Beck-based cartoon shows, none of which have materialized.

"Development Hell" must also be part of a vast conspiracy.

Here then, are the Top 10 Beck cartoon projects that may yet find their way to your flatscreen:

10. SpongeBeck Tinfoilhat

9. Wacky Racebaiter

8. Bullwankle

7. Scooby-Doofus

6. Mobile Suit Glenndam

5. The Adventures of Glenny Ruxpin

4. Robobeck II: The Soros

3. My Little Baloney

2. American Dud

1. Wingnut Commander Academy

If Arnold Schwarzenegger can turn his failed California governorship into a cartoon show, then the airwaves are open for everyone!

[Artwork: The Beck]

 

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